BEAVERFEST – REVIEW

Cast your minds back into the freezing depths of winter (OK, three weeks ago) and ask yourself: what was the one party in Leeds that made the nightmare months between Christmas and spring a bit less shit? If your answer isn’t Beaverfest then your opinion is wrong! Held at the increasingly popular/notorious Beaver Works in … Continue reading

NME RADAR TOUR, ft. CEREBRAL BALLZY – PREVIEW

With their second album ‘Jaded And Faded’ on the horizon, slated for an early 2014 release, their new single ‘Better In Leather’ premiered by Radio 1’s Zane Lowe as his ‘hottest record in the world’ just last week, and fresh from their recent signing to Cult Records, it would seem that Cerebral Ballzy are a … Continue reading

ILLUMINAUGHTY HALLOWEEN – REVIEW

Psy-Trance:  the universal dance-floor divider. However, few can deny that when it comes to putting on a show, proponents of the Psy world pave the way, meaning that if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t need an excuse to ditch the usual glad-rags and pull out all the stops in favour of something far … Continue reading

MISCHIEF FESTIVAL – REVIEW

To paraphrase one of Beans On Toast’s lyrics from ‘Death Of A Festival’, Slamboree’s huge summer track; there really does seem to be fifty different festivals every weekend. The main payoff for all our country’s S.A.D. inducing weather is that living in the UK, you are exposed to one of the most vibrant musical and … Continue reading

Typo causes nationwide vomiting: ‘Thatcher sex tape revealed’

We are reporting this story as there are no links from larger media organisations due to a media blackout relating to thousands of people across the country and beyond who have suffered from swift and violent sickness due to the typo ‘Thatcher sex tape revealed’. The story actually relates to Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher … Continue reading